Peter Abuses His Power – Family Guy

Peter Abuses His Power – Family Guy


Hey quagmire, where you going I’m going home what why cuz I’m sick of this I’m the only one taking the job seriously hell, you guys still don’t even know how to operate a simple hydraulic grapple winch Okay, that’s the third time you’ve mentioned the hydraulic grapple winch. Is that gonna be important for later? I wasn’t sentence but I came anyway Because I thought I could try and teach my friends what it means to serve their country The way I did but you’re hopeless so I’m done We should probably all go urinate together outdoors is a group of guys while we’re in backwards baseball cap spur fort lauderdale municipal law The Florida ways are the best ways are we ready to attack? We are many people will die. What the hell is that? Are we ready to attack we are and many people will die Oh my god Those evil frat boys are planning to kill spring break and they only had time to record two lines of dialogue Are we ready to attack? We are and many people will die Did you see all those guns and weapons those evil frat boys had I sure did and We still haven’t nailed down a date for visiting up cut But what can we do quagmire was the only real soldier among us? You’re right Compared to him we’re about as useless as one of those automatic bathroom sinks What the hell are you doing this is a woman’s bathroom? Oh Come on, guys. We don’t need quagmire to do the right thing I love that movie if there’s gonna be an attack at Spring Break. We can’t just stand by while people get hurt or even killed Joe’s right. It’s up to us to stop it because we’re in the Coast Guard and when you’re here, you’re family Olive garden when you’re here, you’re family that food was all very salty There are so many people we gotta find those frat boys look for anything suspicious Hmm, of course potty fall is a dirty bomb. No Peter, it’s not It’s just the coolest freshest way to keep your party rolling is what it is. This is hopeless There’s no way to guess what their target is final boarding call for the are we ready to attack We are and many people will die booze cruise. Okay, I got a feeling about that one. Let’s go. Oh gosh We’ll never make it on foot. We gotta steal. That kid’s jet ski. Peter the boat’s right there, we’ll totally make it. It’s the only way guys Peter we’re now literally standing on the boat. That’s how close the boat is Made it! You wanted to ride that I wanted to ride the jet ski How much you reckon a boat like this cost, all right everybody freeze this is the U.S. Coast Guard and when you’re here you’re family Olive garden. When you’re here you’re family [Burp][Burp][Burp] Freeze Quagmire? You came back! That’s right because I’m in the US Coast Guard and when you’re here…Oh no don’t say it Okay, so I’ve done the math on this never ending pasta bowl there’s 42 different sauce and pasta combination and there’s seven of us So if we come here on three good tonight. Well, you do the math. I’m doing the Alfredo This math, tastes delicious. Olive garden when you’re here, you’re family

50 thoughts on “Peter Abuses His Power – Family Guy

  • February 23, 2019 at 5:53 pm
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    3:14 Well Cleveland is standing on the boat anyway, Joe.

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  • February 23, 2019 at 7:27 pm
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    Peter Needs To Die

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  • February 23, 2019 at 8:32 pm
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    Are we ready to attack?

    We are, and maaaany people will die

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  • February 23, 2019 at 8:50 pm
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    4:25 Outro song name please

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  • February 24, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    How does joe pee

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  • February 24, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    Don't say it

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  • February 24, 2019 at 2:06 pm
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    What an assignment lmao ( Peter)

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  • February 24, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    "When you're here you're family." Count plz

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  • February 24, 2019 at 5:48 pm
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    Family must have some real beef with Olive Garden for some unknown reason😂

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  • February 25, 2019 at 12:59 am
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    So many olive garden

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  • February 25, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    Why Are They Trying To Make Quagmire Redeemable?!

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  • February 25, 2019 at 4:36 am
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    In real life, the coast guard would get their asses kicked, they'd have to call the marines to come and save them.

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  • February 25, 2019 at 5:17 am
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    Peter always stupid

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  • February 25, 2019 at 5:39 am
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    3:10

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  • February 25, 2019 at 6:33 am
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    3:13 You’re welcome…

    I guess?

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  • February 25, 2019 at 8:27 am
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    I love peters face in the end lol

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  • February 25, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    I’m so sad

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  • February 25, 2019 at 5:41 pm
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    Jet ski 🎿 😂

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  • February 26, 2019 at 12:29 am
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    @shayon givchien he is he’s just playing around

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  • February 26, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    Can't blame Peter,that Jetski really looked cool though

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  • February 26, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    What the fuck are you doing this is the women's bathroom

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  • February 27, 2019 at 1:01 pm
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    100% true on the Auto Sinks lol.

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  • February 27, 2019 at 3:58 pm
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    UNLIMITED POWAAAAAHHHH

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  • February 27, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    Yes joe is a cop

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  • March 2, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    Those automatic sinks are shit lol

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  • March 2, 2019 at 11:03 pm
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    How do you get 1K likes?

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  • March 3, 2019 at 12:27 am
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    how did peter abuse his power? All i got from this is that, if your here your family.

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  • March 4, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    Wow this guy can actually edit

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  • March 4, 2019 at 4:35 pm
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    Good to see im not the only person who thinks italian mcdonalds sucks (olive garden)

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  • March 4, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    Rip x

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  • March 5, 2019 at 5:25 pm
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    You do that math Ill do the Alfredo

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  • March 6, 2019 at 6:04 pm
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    I feel like they're advertising something here🤔🤣

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  • March 6, 2019 at 8:29 pm
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    Wait how did Joe get up that ladder?

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  • March 31, 2019 at 10:36 am
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    I love Cleveland

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  • April 8, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    3:50 when you’re car sick.

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  • April 29, 2019 at 7:05 pm
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    O O P

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  • May 2, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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    "don't" pin me

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  • May 14, 2019 at 7:43 am
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    While you do the math, i'll do your mom

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  • May 27, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    THIS MATH TASTES DELICIOUS

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  • June 6, 2019 at 3:36 pm
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    I havent watched you in ages

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  • June 14, 2019 at 9:11 am
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    3:08

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  • June 29, 2019 at 7:53 pm
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    2:32

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  • July 2, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    Sub for sub

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  • July 7, 2019 at 4:49 pm
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    That’s child abuse

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  • July 15, 2019 at 9:44 am
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    Why did Peter smash that face's kid??😂😂😂 it just wasn't necessary 😂😂

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  • July 19, 2019 at 3:55 pm
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    Joes a cop though

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  • July 23, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    A cop wittinesd a kid die

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:50 pm
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    Food in ITALYAN 2:10 3:36 4:02

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:00 am
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    The public bathroom sink thing really hit the spot.

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