Rage Quit – SpongeBob: Boat-o-Cross 2 | Rooster Teeth

Rage Quit – SpongeBob: Boat-o-Cross 2 | Rooster Teeth


(SWOOSH!) (Soothing piano music) So this week, Geoff’s like, “Hey Michael, you gonna do Rage Quit, you’re gonna play this fuckin’ game.” I’m like, “Geoff, it’s for kids.” And he’s like, “I know! This’ll be a kids episode”. So c’mon, kids! Ya lil’ fuckers! Ohh shit Lookit that. Oh, I gotta…okay. How are you gonna have Sandy locked? That’s like a main character. Patrick sucks. Ohhh, I said it. He sucks. Alright, well, go Bob. Go Spongebob! Look at all this customization! Look we have half the items unlocked and I didn’t even do shit! I didn’t do anything! Oh, dude! There you go! We’ll get more wind resistance like this. Or do we – Wait, do we not want…wind resistance? Which is the good one? How the fuck would we move if the wheels were snails? Wouldn’t they be really slow? (sniffing) This’ll be the fuckin’, uh, pickle express! We got the pickles, we got the burger. This doesn’t really doesn’t tie into the food theme at all, but…ya know, we gotta… start this fuckin’ thing at some point. Holy shit. Tearin’ ass. Why would I fuck around with these three? I’ll just go right to here and pull my fuckin’ hair out, right? This is a Nickelodeon game! I mean, you may have picked up on that because it’s Spongebob, but…it’s true! Awww, fuck! Is this like Happy Wheels? God dammit! Holy shit! …Alright, fuck my ass. What are you doing, man? This is…Fuck! It’s like… It’s like Happy Wheels mixed with Bad Piggies Two games I’m fuckin’ amazing at. As you can tell. Don’t do the fuckin’…! Fuck! I’m gonna have to, uh, pro- I’m gonna- Okay. Maybe if I hold ALL the fuckin’… Nope. Lean back. LEAN BACK! There we go! There–AH, FFFFUCK! No, we’re fine. Fuuck! Fuck, okay. We got the hang—NO! NO! NO! Flip it over! FUCK! (grunts) God, there we go. no, I can’t- (growls) I fucking- FUCKING REALLY?! Spongebob, man! Kids love it! Oh my god, front-flip for style. Fuck! FUCK! FUCK! Go back go back go back–god dammit! I, uh, I wouldn’t… I wouldn’t recommend pickles for fuckin’ wheels in the future…or any of this! Just…skip everything. How did I- HOOOOW?! How?! God dammit. I- y’know- Just let the guy catch some jellyfish. I mean really, why are you doing this? HE NEVER EVEN GOT HIS BOATING LICENSE! He may have gotten it. I haven’t watched the show in like eight years. You fucking. Mother. Fucker. HOLY SSSSHIT! GOD DAMN IT! Get over the rock, dude! Get over the fucking rock! GET OVER IT! It’s the first fucking ROCK! LET’S GO! COME OOOON! What’re you doing now, what is this?! You tryin’ to fucking drill through the center of the Earth?! Are you coming out the other side?! JUST GO TO THE RIGHT, MAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’?! Nice n’ slow… Aaand… Aaaand… OH! OH! OH! I’m fucked. Ohh, fuck, here we go G-GOD! I just wanna get over that rock, right, like I’ve–I’ve beaten this game if I can get over the rock, and get the fourth fucking wrench, I’ve beaten the goddamn game! ‘Cause this is fuckin’ HORSESHIT! GET OVER IT! HOOLLYY FUCKIN’ SHIT! Okay, okay, okay! No, NO, NO! FUCK MY ASS!! FUCK IT TO PIECES! Where’s the goddamn lifeguard, right? Where’s Larry the lifeguard during all this bullshit?! He’s nowhere to be found! He’s off bangin’ Sandy! Ain’t nothin’ to fuckin’ see on the beach! ‘Cept my DEAD FUCKIN’ BODY! Covered in BURGERS AND PICKLES! Get the fuckin’ wrench! GET THE FUCKIN’ WRENCH! DAMN IT! Ohhh… FUCKING CRAP! This is- I fucking hate this! I HATE THIS! I’m like a fuckin’ rat, right? I just keep goin’ for the cheese, I keep getting electrocuted, but it ain’t stopping me ’cause I want that FUCKING! CHEESE! GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHEESE!

100 thoughts on “Rage Quit – SpongeBob: Boat-o-Cross 2 | Rooster Teeth

  • September 10, 2014 at 7:59 pm
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    Alas, Michael never got his fucking cheese.

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  • September 18, 2014 at 9:21 am
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    Larry w/ Sandy LOL! Never saw that coming

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  • October 5, 2014 at 11:56 am
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    I hate the new episodes of spongebob, all the characters are litterally gay

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  • October 9, 2014 at 12:13 am
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    He still doesnt h ave his boating license lmao

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  • October 9, 2014 at 12:13 am
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    He still doesnt h ave his boating license lmao

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  • October 16, 2014 at 4:36 pm
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    "FUCK MY ASSSSS FUCK IT TO PIECES!!!"ย 
    I cannot FUCKING breathe

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  • October 17, 2014 at 1:14 am
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    You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

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  • October 19, 2014 at 2:07 pm
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    did Michael ever play Bad Piggies? And also, SpongeBob never got his license

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  • October 25, 2014 at 2:09 am
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    Im a 10 year old who watched all your videos.

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  • October 25, 2014 at 11:33 pm
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    I am a kid you idiot!!!!!!

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  • November 1, 2014 at 9:34 am
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    FUCK MY ASS

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  • November 14, 2014 at 1:21 am
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    You don't need a license, to drive a sand which. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  • November 22, 2014 at 11:14 pm
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    Sponge Bob sucks!

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  • November 25, 2014 at 4:16 pm
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    GIMME THE FUCKIN CHEESE!!!

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  • December 1, 2014 at 7:36 am
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    He still never got his licensee XD

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  • December 8, 2014 at 4:28 pm
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    Will they move this to game kids

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  • December 21, 2014 at 6:03 pm
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    My best part XD 3:02–3:13

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  • December 29, 2014 at 1:35 am
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    Ur a stupid punk u fat punk

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  • December 29, 2014 at 8:42 pm
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    Does anyone care that theres a krusty crab in bikini bottom

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  • January 4, 2015 at 10:05 am
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    2:33 I'M DONE!!!

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  • January 5, 2015 at 2:45 am
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    "I haven't watched the show in like 8 years."
    No intelligent person has.

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  • January 5, 2015 at 5:17 am
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    I wouldn't recommend pickles for wheels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • January 5, 2015 at 10:08 pm
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    Press 8 while watching this video xD

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  • January 14, 2015 at 10:52 pm
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    "He never even got his boating license! He may have gotten it; I haven't watched the show in, like, 8 years."
    You aren't missing anything.

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  • January 21, 2015 at 4:42 am
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    "f*** my a** to pieces!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  • January 31, 2015 at 4:50 am
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    lOl whew…. funny

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  • February 12, 2015 at 4:33 pm
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    Michael and kids are not a good combination,

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  • February 14, 2015 at 7:32 pm
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    Michael wants the cheese.
    The…Swiss fucking cheese.

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  • February 21, 2015 at 5:45 am
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    best rage quit ever!

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  • February 22, 2015 at 6:19 am
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    I lose my shit every time I watch these. I laugh so hard I get a headacheย 

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  • February 26, 2015 at 6:00 pm
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    'Patrick sucks thats right he sucks'

    Omg i know what he saw…

    Stuck in the wringer
    Pat sitter pat
    The googely artist
    Pat no pay
    And other ones

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  • March 5, 2015 at 9:07 pm
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    2:19 GODDAMNIT!

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  • March 23, 2015 at 6:35 pm
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    As soon as I saw it was SpongeBob , I knew this was gonna be a great episode ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • April 4, 2015 at 5:14 pm
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    IT'S THE FIRST FUCKING ROCK! XD

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  • April 7, 2015 at 4:19 am
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    That was painful…
    I actually feel bad…that level looked like a nightmare…
    Also the controls seem sh!tty

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  • May 3, 2015 at 7:57 pm
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    Give me the fucking cheese!

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  • May 16, 2015 at 5:43 am
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    You just see my dead body covered in buyer and pickles

    -2015 Michael

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  • May 31, 2015 at 2:50 am
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    COME ON KIDS, YAH LITTLE FUCKERS

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  • June 8, 2015 at 7:16 pm
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    Press 8 for "FUCK MY ASS! FUCK IT TO PIECES!"

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  • June 26, 2015 at 3:18 am
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    SpongeBob doesn't need a boating license to drive a sandwich

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  • July 28, 2015 at 4:33 am
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    But the cheese was on the patty wagon the whole time

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  • July 29, 2015 at 5:57 am
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    this is my favorite rage quit ever

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  • August 3, 2015 at 8:44 pm
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    Ya don't need a license to drive a sandwich

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  • August 18, 2015 at 8:43 pm
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    anybody watching in 2015 ?

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  • August 19, 2015 at 1:33 am
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    I don't think I've ever laughed this hard at a rage quit before XDDD sides hurt

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  • September 3, 2015 at 7:25 pm
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    He never got his license.

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  • September 4, 2015 at 9:21 pm
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    I haven't watched it in a while either, but I think it's safe to say Spongebob will never get his license just like how Charlie Brown will never kick the football.

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  • November 8, 2015 at 4:29 am
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    My belly hurt from laughing after watching this.

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  • November 23, 2015 at 6:22 pm
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    you dont need a licned to drive a burger

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  • November 29, 2015 at 9:46 pm
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    he never earned his license

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  • December 11, 2015 at 10:17 pm
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    Knowing that the micheal will go forth and grab the wrench. IT FILLS YOU WITH DETERMINATION

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  • December 19, 2015 at 6:12 am
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    No, he still doesn't have his license.

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  • December 22, 2015 at 12:02 am
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    2 years later and spungbab still doesnt have his licence

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  • December 22, 2015 at 10:39 pm
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    You don't need a licence to drive a sandwich, Michael. XD

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  • March 8, 2016 at 6:09 pm
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    so funny

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  • April 2, 2016 at 4:57 am
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    #Funny๐Ÿ˜†

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  • April 3, 2016 at 8:00 pm
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    Michael, don't become rev. (Rev from vinesauce)

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  • April 13, 2016 at 5:14 pm
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    God this game looks bad ha

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  • April 23, 2016 at 8:32 pm
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    This video introduced me to Rage Quit. And when I found out it was created by Rooster Teeth, I was surprised.

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  • April 29, 2016 at 3:23 am
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    0:45 I dont know why but I laughed so hard when he said pickle express. LMAO

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  • May 2, 2016 at 8:12 pm
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    GIMME THE F***ING CHEESE!!!!!!!!

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  • May 3, 2016 at 11:13 pm
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • May 12, 2016 at 7:05 pm
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    your a good british person do your best

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  • May 17, 2016 at 6:06 pm
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    It's not a rock its. A toxic barrel

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  • August 2, 2016 at 2:18 am
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    I remember playing this once. I felt like chucking my laptop across the room.

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  • August 8, 2016 at 12:39 pm
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    Banging Sandy WTF!!!

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  • August 18, 2016 at 3:18 am
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    1:44 AND 2:29

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  • August 25, 2016 at 4:16 pm
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    do unfair mario

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  • August 25, 2016 at 4:16 pm
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    or five nights at freddys

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  • November 1, 2016 at 1:45 am
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    I wanted to make the you don't need a license to drive reference but then remembered this came out 3 years ago so no one would read it or this comment

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  • November 6, 2016 at 7:02 pm
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    You said I suck micheal

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  • January 10, 2017 at 9:38 pm
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    He'll soon rage quit about the episodes when he watches Spongebob.

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  • February 4, 2017 at 3:44 am
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    I highly recommend this for kids

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  • April 1, 2017 at 10:22 am
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    Attention all YouTubers! I repeat. Attention all YouTubers! Keep your little ones away from this hilariously violent video. If watched I hear by don't condone in what happens to your little ones language. Viewers descretion is advised! Lol

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  • May 3, 2017 at 5:29 pm
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    3:02 Whoa, Michael! At least take us out to dinner first.

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  • July 1, 2017 at 4:37 am
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    If you make a kids show no swearing lol

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  • August 3, 2017 at 2:33 am
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    Ok so wait. Why is the flag with the shell on the back of the car blowing forwards and not backwards. Spongebob is in drive not reverse. 5/10 Physics were unbelievable in a game about a talking sponge and underwater fires.

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  • August 5, 2017 at 7:49 am
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    GIVE ME THE SWISS FORKING CHEESE!

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  • September 5, 2017 at 10:33 am
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    You see Michael, you created the Patty Wagon

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  • October 6, 2017 at 4:25 pm
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    02:21 – 02:38 I LAUGHED SO HARD

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  • October 16, 2017 at 8:34 pm
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    Get over the rock and yet itโ€™s a metal barrel

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  • December 22, 2017 at 2:47 am
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    You should play trials

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  • January 2, 2018 at 10:25 am
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    Jesus, give him the Swiss forking cheese already

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  • January 27, 2018 at 10:45 am
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    So did spongebob ever get his license?

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  • March 7, 2018 at 10:24 pm
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    Don't go in hard levels

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  • April 4, 2018 at 11:16 am
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    I played that game before It was so stupid

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  • April 9, 2018 at 11:21 pm
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    I remember playing this game when I was little.

    I was not expecting him to play it

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  • April 29, 2018 at 5:15 am
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    I tried this once….and I regret it

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  • May 8, 2018 at 6:33 am
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    Loved the Happy Wheels Rage Quit and love this one too haha

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  • May 9, 2018 at 4:05 pm
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    If Spongebob's car was a pineapple, it would be the Pineapple Express

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  • May 10, 2018 at 3:01 am
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    I like the music just playing in the background.

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  • May 12, 2018 at 4:50 pm
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    The real reason why Spongebob didn't get his license

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  • May 18, 2018 at 1:31 pm
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    Rage Quit is definitely the new โ€œAngry Video Game Nerdโ€

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  • June 26, 2018 at 1:04 am
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    2:30

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  • July 7, 2018 at 11:34 pm
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    (SHWOOSH)

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  • August 27, 2018 at 4:31 am
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    Sorry sir, this is a Christian Minecraft server, so no swearing

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  • October 12, 2018 at 6:25 am
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    One of the main things that disappointed me about this game is the clunky controls. So I tried this game and I knew it.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 3:42 pm
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    1:44 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOL

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:50 pm
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    All I hear is Max from Camp Camp swearing at a SpongeBob game. XD

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  • September 29, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    "larry the lifeguard is probably banging Sandy" i-

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